Something is not right in my lower back. It happened suddenly almost three hours ago. I cannot sit for more than a few minutes at a time, and the pain depresses my blood pressure, which causes me to go into shock and cardiac arrest. Oh, this is so much fun.
This is so hard right now, but it's early. It's feeling much improved over the last couple of hours (at the outset, I just lay on the floor turning blue). With care, hopefully I'll be able to go back to functioning relatively normally.